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The Complete Works of William Fakespeare
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THE RAPE OF LUCRECE

STANZA #3
For he the night before, in Tarquin's tent,
Sucked on dem tiddies

MEASURE FOR MEASURE

ACT III, SCENE II…
ESCALUS Go; away with her to prison!
MISTRESS OVERDONE I shan't play to your silly games!

TROILUS AND CRESSIDA

ACT I, SCENE II…
PANDARUS Th' other's not come to't; you shall tell me…
CRESSIDA hey im goin to macdonalds

THE RAPE OF LUCRECE

STANZA #173
Mine honour be the knife's that makes my wound;
bonesaw is ready

SONNETS

VII.
And having climb'd the steep-up heavenly hill,
rain seeping 'pon the mill

HAMLET

ACT I, SCENE IV…
STAGE DIRECTION [Ghost beckons HAMLET]
HORATIO the face when you

SONNETS

XIV.
And yet methinks I have astronomy,
oi mate wheres the fokin stream

VENUS AND ADONIS

STANZA #15
Who, being look'd on, ducks as quickly in;
ben shaprio

3 KING HENRY VI

ACT II, SCENE II…
QUEEN MARGARET But thou art neither like thy sire nor…
RICHARD party rock is in the hou

TROILUS AND CRESSIDA

ACT V, SCENE I The…
AJAX No, yonder 'tis;
There, where we see the lights.
HECTOR i wanna be tracer

ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

ACT V, SCENE III…
First Soldier If your life be saved, will you undertake to…
PAROLLES Turn a grass take save yersel'?

VENUS AND ADONIS

STANZA #162
A nurse's song ne'er pleased her babe so well:
Nothing

ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA

ACT II, SCENE VII…
MARK ANTONY 'Tis so. And the tears of it are wet.
OCTAVIUS CAESAR tzzzfrf

MACBETH

ACT I, SCENE III A…
Second Witch Show me, show me.
First Witch Show you what?